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WannaCrypt incident report?

I always thought the best written and most useful pieces of communication produced at GDS were our incident reports. As I remember they used to be only internal but now, splendidly, they're on the blog.

This is a textbook example from Dai. It's technically accurate yet understandable by the layperson. It describes what happened and what mistakes were made, clearly, without hysteria and lays out a plan for fixing it.

One of the reasons these are so good is that they're written by the people who worked the problem, they're not filtered through a comms team.

Wouldn't it be useful if we got one of these that everyone could read about WannaCrypt / the NHS hack?

It would have to start with the immediate technicalities. And I guess there'd have to be hundreds of different ones, because responsibility in the NHS is so dispersed. But maybe someone (NHS Digital?) could draw them together.

The 'what next' section would be tricky. It would be difficult to expect the authors of an incident report to address decades of failed leadership and exploitation by vendors but they might at least get to point out that this is the failure of a system and a culture, not the individual fault of some administrators or engineers.

More importantly, as these incident reports started to accumulate - because the incidents aren't going to stop - they'd constitute a body of evidence about the problems we're facing. And they'd be a valuable resource in the education of the journalists and decision-makers who currently babble away so cluelessly about this stuff.

(Obviously, it's possible this already exists, or someone's working on it, and it's a well established procedure. If this is the case then someone should be working on making it easier to find.)

May 14, 2017 | Permalink

This week in references: on the mic

May 12, 2017 | Permalink

April 2017

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May 01, 2017 | Permalink

This week in references

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March 2017

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April 01, 2017 | Permalink

This week in references: catching and throwing

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You start watching this wondering what the fuss is about. Stupid computer scientists, you think, wasting our time with unremarkable things. Then you realise they've really buried the lede. Because at 1.31 you are, like, woah!

Suddenly they stop showing him the ball, just a visual cue predicting where the ball's going to be and his hand moves straight there. Uncannily. Robotically. It makes you see 'catching' completely differently. It's not a gradually adaptive coming together, all course-correction and curves, it's suddenly angles and fixed points. Inhuman. Inorganic. Brilliant. Suddenly you get a glimpse of a future AR goalkeeper. And you think about dartboards:

March 25, 2017 | Permalink

This week in references

Horse racing with UK Garage commentary is so much better! 😂 pic.twitter.com/r3NNQwnJ5H

— Mike Sanz (@mikesanz19) March 16, 2017

Collapsing a stable magnetic field. pic.twitter.com/cJeWtTL0jf

— Science GIFs⚛️ (@Learn_Things) March 14, 2017

Player Tip - Your stealth only has to beat their perception. Never assume you automatically fail.#dnd #Dungeonsanddragons pic.twitter.com/qwocBho1ue

— The GodDamn DM (@TheGodDamnDM) March 12, 2017

Headwinds

March 17, 2017 | Permalink

Machine Drumming

Goldie at Ronnie Scott's

I went to see Goldie playing with (a subset of) The Heritage Orchestra the other day. Was very good. The drumming was magnificent. Equipped only with human hands and arms they'd managed to reproduce the machine gun clatter of early Goldie drum programming / sampling. Something I remember being entranced by because it was so super-human, so beyond human. It was something no human would think to play because they couldn't imagine being able to do so. The computer created a possibility, the humans explored it, and now can push on again.

I wonder if there's a useful metaphor in there about machines/computers/AI as tools and how they'll stretch and subvert the imagination, not just replace it.

Related: I keep thinking about this piece and, particularly, this paragraph:

"Jazz musicians have always improvised over different rhythms but, if you go to a jazz gig these days, you’re likely to hear a lot of musicians playing over the “slugging” beat popularised by the hip-hop producer J Dilla. It’s that wonky, slightly drunken-sounding funk beat that seems to have joined the arsenal of rhythms used by jazz musicians, alongside such mainstays as swing, bossa nova and the jazz waltz. “It’s basically the sound of someone sampling a funk beat on an Akai MPC sampler and editing it wrong,” says Rob Turner, drummer in the Mercury-nominated Manchester jazz trio Go Go Penguin. “Instead of starting the sample at the ‘transient’ – the start of the beat – it starts fractionally after that point. So the snare drums and hi-hats are all in slightly the wrong place. It sounds sluggish and disjointed and slightly screwed up, but it also sounds quite cool. And it’s something that young jazz drummers have worked out how to play. Go around music colleges and you’ll hear student drummers dividing up a bar into countless subdivisions and working how to ‘slug’ fluently – somewhere between ‘swung’ crotchets and ‘straight’ crotchets. Nowadays, so many young jazz drummers have learned to play like that we’ve started to call it the ‘college beat’. It shows you how jazz musicians have thoroughly internalised the hip-hop they’ve grown up with.”

Firstly, that's just interesting and cool. Secondly, I really like the very subtle, very musicianly disdain that radiates from the name 'college beat'. Thirdly, that's a similar thing isn't it? Humans impersonating machine artefacts and stretching their capabilities - and therefore their imaginative possibilities.

Anyway. 

March 08, 2017 | Permalink

February 2017

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March 02, 2017 | Permalink

Doing presentations

mucking about with the big screen

We've made a little site to gather thoughts and opinions about Doing Presentations. (Well, Giles mostly made it)

March 01, 2017 | Permalink

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