One of the things you discover when you start working from home is that delivery services are not your friend. When you've got a proper office there's always someone to sign for stuff. But when you work from home you're often out. And you normally return to find a card from some delivery service or other declaring that they attempted to deliver a package three times and that now you need to trek all the way across town in the next three minutes to collect it or they'll blow it up and charge your credit card for any damage that might ensue.
This, of course, gets worse at Christmas, except there's a tantilising possibility that the thing that's being delivered is something you actually want.
So, this year we've decided to have waiting-in-day. We've arranged for as many things as possible to be delivered on this very day. So I'm not allowed out for even five minutes, because if I do go out, however briefly, that's when everything will arrive. So if you're waiting for an email from me, today might be the day it'll finally arrive. And I apologise in advance if my twittering becomes a little repetitive.
Good thing though - I'll be able to watch Ben doing his Day In The Life Of A Graphic Designer.
UPDATE: 10:50am - nothing yet
UPDATE: 11:44am - Christmas Tree's just arrived. In a minicab. Ah, the metropolitan life.
UPDATE: 13:55pm - nothing else here. Just the Christmas Tree. Having a plate of bacon and eggs. Half way through the 'to do' folder on my email. Forwarding most of it to the future.
UPDATE: 14:15pm - Argos have arrived. I'm not supposed to look inside these packages but it's very tempting.
UPDATE: 14.27pm - Postie's just come. Not part of the waiting in scheme but it's always nice to be here when things thud on the mat. It included a splendid little package from covetable curiosities on etsy. Just a little Christmas thing for Anne (don't worry she never reads this). But it was the physicality of the thing I liked, assorted stamps and an Air Mail sticker and a nice smell and some random bits of ephemera. I love mail.
UPDATE: 14:54pm - the big one! The business credit card has arrived. Now I can run up a huge expenses bill and stick it to The Man. Oh, wait, I'm The Man. Never mind.