This was a conversation one morning at The Shepherdess. Reconstructed from memory and written in a notebook entirely for my own pleasure.
- The drive through Southern Oregon is lovely.
- Though every third shop just sells dream-catchers and kites.
- They should sell combined dream-catchers and kites. To catch the free range dreams, not just the low-hanging dreams.
- Organic kite/dream-catchers.
- Bamboo and hemp.
- Artisinal, organic kite/dream catchers.
- Do dream catchers work like that anyway? Do they sweep the dreams up or filter them from the air?
- Are they like mosquito nets or mousetraps?
- They must be like moustraps, they must use cheese.
- Dream cheese.
- Artisinal, organic dream cheese.
- Fresh, artisinal, organic dream cheese.
- There's your monetisation plan. A subscription model.
- A razor blade model. Buy the Free Range Dream Catcher and subscribe to the Fresh Organic Dream Cheese service.
- Add an arduino which will automatically detect the absence of Dream Cheese and supply it.
- Ubi Dream Cheese.
- The Premium Service would capture the dreams and put them online for you.
- Maybe that's what YouTube is. People's dreams.
- YouTube is everyone's dreams.
- And comments are your subconscious. The bottom half of the internet is what you really think.
- So maybe mentally balanced people don't see comments.
- No. They don't know comments exist. They don't know what we're talking about when we say comments are enabled. They just see a nice, brilliant internet of kittens and sunsets and awesome BMX videos.
- Bastards.
- What are comments?