This is the message you get if you clear out all your email from the gmail 'primary' tab. I don't see if often.
The 'Nothing to see here' gag is good. Well done.
But the 'Your primary tab is empty' thing keeps snagging my attention and I just worked out why, it's the almost echo with 'Your Tiny Hand Is Frozen'. I'm not an opera buff or anything, it's just one of those phrases that's always in my head somewhere. Language, how does it work?