We had this conversation at work today:
Q: Who would it be easiest to replace with a robot?
A: Russell
Q: What would it need to do?
A: Just say three things - "Make it shorter", "Do I have to do that now?", "No"
And I wondered what the soundtrack in that robot's head would be. The answer, I think, is I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) by Hall & Oates. I think it sums me up pretty well - midtempo, unthreatening and, ultimately, negative.