This is the ad / sponsorship thing that Chanel run at the beginning of the Revisionist History podcast.
It's a fascinating example of the post-linguistic way fashion businesses talk about themselves. It's just a string of meaningless words that could easily have been generated by taglin3r. I suspect we don't normally notice this nonsense because it's accompanied by striking visuals or art direction, so the eye/brain just bounces off. When you're forced to actually listen to it, it's a different matter. It's like someone's just reading out a mood board.
I've attempted to transcribe it:
"Gabrielle Chanel's life can be summed up in three ways; to choose, to desire and to be. Choose simplicity over excess, comfort over appearance and intuition over principles. Desire to look like nobody else, be an allure, a way of living, a style, Gabrielle. Dare, invent, create and, just as young Gabrielle did, let passion inspire you. Use audacity, desire beauty, be what will happen next, in the image of Gabrielle, the relentless, invincible and eternal rebel. Gabrielle, a rebel at heart."
It's also a great example of a business operating outside a familiar context. Presumably Chanel don't do a lot of audio-only stuff, they certainly don't sound like they do. There's a sort of generic classy piano soundtrack with a gabbling, garbled voice-over, presumably so they can fit in all the extra meaningless words. In most channels Chanel has an effortless ability to do 'premium' and 'luxury'. On a podcast, where the currency is comprehensible ideas, no clue.
Interesting.
Anyway.