It's easy to rail against vague and unhelpful corporate language but sometimes the jargon is too good to get angry with.
We got email containing this: "Unfortunately, due to operational issues, the Councils garden waste collection service has had to be suspended with immediate effect. If your bin is currently presented, please return it to your property and we will issue further information as soon as we know when the service will resume."
Presented! Of course it is. That's the perfect word. Made me think of govbins.