Everything about this is low-effort and joyous. The Cadbury's rip-off, the MOST OBVIOUS samples, the phone-it-in name. It's a ricketty ricketty shed of a thing and that's what makes it so infectious. Why try harder when you can just throw all the best bits into a bowl and sell it as soup?
The only sadness is that this isn't the bootleg version, someone actually did some licensing. So that must have taken more than the half an hour they presumably took to do the record.