Book 14. Confessions of a Conjuror by Derren Brown.
To be honest, I don't really remember reading this. This is the bit I highlighted though, and I love it:
Book 14. Confessions of a Conjuror by Derren Brown.
To be honest, I don't really remember reading this. This is the bit I highlighted though, and I love it:
December 09, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Book, er, something. How I Escaped My Certain Fate by Stewart Lee. This was a good book. And, especially a good excuse for a book, in all the right senses. It's a sort of director's commentary on his old comedy routines.
The director's commentary is a great new form. Possibly one of the few really new ones, like live-blogging, and Mr Lee does it really well.
All my time-lagged social media are warning me that I'm coming up to the one-year anniversary of various interesting things going on in my life and I can feel the director's commentary urge coming on. Wondering to myself what I thought I was doing. Maybe when I've got all these books out of the way.
Anyway.
Sometimes I think eighties music genuinely was more original and interesting than anything since, and sometimes I realise I'm an old fool. I guess both things could be true:
"Writing this now, God, how I miss the cultural side of the eighties – the rhetoric, the raggedy clothes, the politics, gigs you were frightened to go into, Radio 1 when it had weird bits, Channel 4 when it was radical, the NME when it had writers, and the thrill of discovering underground music and new comedy for yourself. Or maybe I just miss being eighteen, and like all those columnists who turned forty sometime in the late nineties and wrote simultaneous think-pieces on why Punk was the best thing ever, I’m just confusing the thrill of being young with the notion that the era in which I was young was in any way especially creative or remarkable."
It's probably healthy to move on enough in your life that you can be appalled by your own behaviour:
"I don’t know if I’d do this material now. I am so politically correct these days that picking on someone because they couldn’t spell properly would seem wrong. Mocking the uneducated, disenfranchised white working class for being uneducated probably isn’t the best way to get them to feel less isolated and to stop being so racist. What is? I don’t know, but I look back on bits of these routines from half a decade ago and sometimes I wonder who the person doing them was."
Ah. Is it art? Everything that isn't art is better than it.
"comedian Simon Munnery, who invented top-selling computer games for the ZX81 whilst still a teenager, was reviewed, favourably, by the Guardian recently as ‘the closest stand-up comedy gets to art’, and has pointed out himself that this suggests that however good stand-up gets, it can never really be art. There is an impassable canyon between the two. Munnery has since decided that rather than it being good comedy, he now wants his work to be categorised as ‘shit art’."
That's the big lesson. Don't revel in boring. Go beyond it:
"The composer John Cage said, ‘If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all."
December 07, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Book 12. Anne has a theory that I don't read any books by women. She's wrong of course. Except for all the evidence that she's right. The data from my Kindle certainly suggests she's right. I've not looked closely, I'm scared to, but it's probably only about 10% woman authors. That's not good. I can't explain it. But it doesn't seem good.
On top of that, I'm even more ashamed to say that I didn't really enjoy Jennifer Egan's A Visit From The Goon Squad. Possibly alone amongst all the people I know. Just didn't get on with it. Didn't even get to the famous Powerpoint bit.
I loved these two little moments though:
"It had a beautiful screwdriver in it, the orange translucent handle gleaming like a lollipop in its worn leather loop, the silvery shaft sculpted, sparkling."
"He’s rigged a tiny cassette player with a small set of foam earphones to listen to demo tapes and rough mixes. Occasionally, he’ll hand the device to Mindy, wanting her opinion, and each time, the experience of music pouring directly against her eardrums – hers alone – is a shock that makes her eyes well up; the privacy of it, the way it transforms her surroundings into a golden montage, as if she were looking back on this lark in Africa with Lou from some distant future."
December 07, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Book 11. Stalin Ate My Homework by Alexi Sayle. I'd forgotten I'd read this, but I really liked it. He's got a nice way of remembering. (You get the same thing from this, if you can track down a copy.)
About his Dad:
But it was the tools of Joe’s trade that really fascinated me. Each night he would come home and give me his leather satchel, which held a battered and scratched black paraffin lantern with red and green filters that could be placed over the clear glass lens to warn of danger or give the all-clear, a red and a green flag, squares of linen stitched to a thick wooden baton for the same purpose. In his waistcoat he carried a metallic-tasting whistle and a big fob watch like a miniature station clock.
The same juxtapositions I remember from his comedy, but warmer, realer:
Though everybody understood that here was a man who was dedicated to introducing a one-party state in which government terror was a central tool for ensuring the dictatorship of the proletariat I would hear people say, ‘You couldn’t meet a nicer bloke than Joe Sayle.’
the taxi firm were representatives of the petit bourgeoisie – that class which in Marxist terms ‘owned their own means of production’ and whose political allegiance could therefore switch between the ruling and the working-class depending on self-interest
Not just for only children:
Being an only child was a bit like taking an extraordinarily long train journey: you were always trying to find something to do to pass the time. At first I just told myself tales inside my head, but then I discovered that drawing was a great way to give the stories in my brain an external life.
Lovely.
December 06, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Books eight, nine and ten are combinable. A single highlight from each. Both big slabs of scienceficitonal worldifying. I was in a mood for that stuff. It happens.
Peter F Hamilton's The Evolutionary Void contains this handy description of the world of RIG:
"They didn’t speak any human language, she knew; nor had they ever shown any interest in anything other than their own peculiar tongue, with all its cooing and warbling and trills that conveyed only the shallowest of meaning. Commonwealth cultural experts assigned to the world-walking aliens found it hard to follow their whimsy. Allegedly it indicated a completely different neural process to that of blunt human rationality."
And this bit from Neal Asher's The Technician (Polity 4) is a brilliant and surprising truth to be found amidst the space violence.
"‘Too little drama,’ Amistad stated. ‘Humans always require drama when changing underlying belief structures else they fall back into the old patterns. They need an excess of pain, joy, strong emotion or new experience, to impress the change upon the dull recording medium between their ears.’"
And this bit from Surface Detail by Iain M. Banks will come in handy for many a presentation about technological discontinuity.
"We’re like pre-wheel primitives looking at a screen and saying it can’t work because nobody can re-draw a cave-painting that quickly.”"
December 05, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
December 05, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
I've done this one before. Reality Hunger: A Manifesto by David Shields. Given the nature of the book it seems entirely appropriate to simply cut and past the best bits as one long slab. Find the meaning where you fancy.
“This is a work of fiction. No person in it bears any resemblance to any actual person living or dead, etc., etc. London does not exist.”
Emerson called the new literature he’d been looking for “a panharmonicon. Here everything is admissible—philosophy, ethics, divinity, criticism, poetry, humor, fun, mimicry, anecdote, jokes, ventriloquism—all the breadth and versatility of the most liberal conversation, highest and lowest personal topics: all are permitted, and all may be combined into one speech.”
What we realized was that the novel was a machine to get to twelve crucial speeches in the book about romance and art and music and list-making and masculine distance and the masculine drive for art and the masculine difficulty with intimacy.” This is the case for most novels: you have to read seven hundred pages to get the handful of insights that were the reason the book was written, and the apparatus of the novel is there as a huge, elaborate, overbuilt stage set.
December 05, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Warren wrote a very good thing about writing the other day. About just writing. This is me doing that. This is me just typing words in the little white box and clicking publish. Winding up again.
Book six on my Kindle was Zero History by William Gibson. I didn't highlight a lot, maybe it was because of the Invisible Book Club, it didn't need to be on the Kindle because it was in the air. That was a good couple of weeks. It's funny, I remember that book like a gig. It was all around.
I would highlight this, wouldn't I?:
“I adore the full English,” he said. “The offal. Blood pudding. The beans. The bacon."
A different kind of middle distance is nice:
"He was elsewhere, the way people were before their screens, his expression that of someone piloting something, looking into a middle distance that had nothing to do with geography."
Luck, superstition, juju:
"The men who guard the Queen, he’d once told her, were not allowed to wear shoes with rubber soles, or watches with black faces. Why? she’d asked. Juju, he’d said."
December 04, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Book five on the Kindle. It's Not What You Think by Chris Evans. An unusual choice for me - mostly read it because Ben recommended it. Good thing though - us both reading this is probably what led to Radio Roundabout. Coming back on December 21st.
"To plan an hour of radio I actually draw a clock, I use a CD to draw around—it’s the perfect size. I then fill in all the things that must happen at the corresponding times, shade in those areas and then see how much room there is for anything else to happen. That’s the me bit."
"Shows always need pegs to hang their coats on and the more pegs the better—the imparting of information is a great way to do this"
November 25, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Foreign student explaining zebra crossing to colleague: "When you have those striped lines on the road and those blinking lights, cars have to stop. Nobody knows why."
#justtoolongfortwitter
November 21, 2012 | Permalink | TrackBack (0)